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Saturday, September 29, 2007
turning low-life losers into tv stars
Always ahead of the game the S&D is busily implementing a state of the art security system which as well as providing CCTV cover to the whole site also will send real time pictures to members of the Board's computers at home meaning that any low-life who fancies doing a bit of low-key damage around the site may well find a few heavily built members ready to discuss the matter with them before they get the chance to scuttle off site! It's also planned to send one of the video streams direct to the website with a contact number underneath so that any S&D fan can play their part in reducing the population of Midsomer Norton vandals!
I don't suppose any of the little mites are familiar with the Internet but if you are reading this you may find it easier to engage in your nefarious and really rather uncool behaviour elsewhere. Or you may well find yourselves in room 101 with rats gnawing your nethers ...